deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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morphine-and-cigarettes:

isn’t it ironic that the one person that can make you happy also is the reason why you stay up late listening to sad music and makes you wish you were dead

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chronicrealism:

me as a parent

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babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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